Countdown to Christopher...Moore, That Is

Tonight (3/31, also known as April Fool's eve) at 7 PM, we are hosting Christopher Moore at Boswell Book Company. This is a free event, but there are some caveats.

1. Events are running bigger at other stores than expected. Last time he was at Schwartz, the crowd was quite manageable. This time, who knows? Jason, Sharon and I have already moved a lot of cases to increase the number of folks who'll be able to attend with an unobstructed view.

2. We will close the store when we reach capacity. We are telling folks to come at 5:30 for a seat (we have about 150). If we do close the doors, we are asking folks to come back at 8:30 to line up for signing.

3. If Moore presigns, we may---and I emphasize may--sell the signed books outside when we reach capacity. If he presigns, you can still get your book personalized.

4. We have lots and lots of the new book, Bite Me, a nice pile of Fool in paperback, and an assortment of the other titles. Buy your books when you arrive to avoid the madhouse.

The photo says "Don't Forget--You Suck." It's a little blurry.